Today's quotes [9.22.09]
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"Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than
-- Ann Landers --
Never ruin an apology with an excuse.
- Kimberly Johnson
My mother didn't breast-feed me. She said she liked me as a friend.
"Our bombs are smarter than the average high school
student. At least they can find Kuwait."
- A. Whitney Brown
"It hasn't gone black yet because my flatmate won't do it for me..."
-- Eric Erickson
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