Today's quotes [9.22.09]

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"Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than 
each other."
                     -- Ann Landers -- 

Never ruin an apology with an excuse. 

    - Kimberly Johnson

My mother didn't breast-feed me. She said she liked me as a friend.

                       ---Rodney Dangerfield

"Our bombs are smarter than the average high school
student. At least they can find Kuwait."

                                 - A. Whitney Brown

"It hasn't gone black yet because my flatmate won't do it for me..."
                        -- Eric Erickson

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