Today's quotes [9.21.09]

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"Only Lawyers and mental defectives are
automatically exempt for jury duty." 

                                            -- George Bernard Shaw

I was born on the first of the month so they called me
"Bill."

When we are planning for posterity, we ought to
remember that virtue is not hereditary. 

- Thomas Paine 

"Work is the curse of the drinking classes." 
Oscar Wilde.

"Still not getting any."
                        -- Drew Hamilton, in an article titled
                           "July 17 Update" in alt.sex.drew-hamilton

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