Today's quotes [9.20.09]

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Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest
crime rates in the country.

-- Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, D.C.

"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think
of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."

                                           - Roseanne

A mother may hope that her daughter will get
a better husband than she did
but she knows her son will never get
as good a wife as his father did.

I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
   -- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward

"Television: A medium.
So called because it's neither rare nor well done." 

Ernie Kovacs.

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