Today's quotes [9.2.09]
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We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there;
lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot
stove-lid again---and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.
-- Mark Twain
There is not a man in America who at one time or another
hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass.
- W. C. Fields
Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the
mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organised by the
Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French,
the lover's Swiss, the police German and it's all organised by the
"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and
all the impersonators would be dead."
- Johnny Carson
"[The Net is] roted beyong belif...
my typing is whit
-- Daniel O'Connor (talk conversation)
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