Today's quotes [9.2.09]

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We should be careful to get out of an experience only the wisdom that is in it - and stop there;
lest we be like the cat that sits down on a hot stove-lid. She will never sit down on a hot
stove-lid again---and that is well; but also she will never sit down on a cold one anymore.

    -- Mark Twain

There is not a man in America who at one time or another
hasn't had a secret desire to boot a child in the ass.

     - W. C. Fields 

Heaven is where the police are British, the cooks are French, the
       mechanics German, the lovers Italian and it's all organised by the
       Swiss. Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French,
       the lover's Swiss, the police German and it's all organised by the
       Italians.

"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and
all the impersonators would be dead."

                             - Johnny Carson

"[The Net is] roted beyong belif...
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 my typing is whit
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                        -- Daniel O'Connor (talk conversation)

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