Today's quotes [9.18.09]

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"Women need a reason to have sex - men just need a place." 

     - Billy Crystal. 

Tune in next week for another series of classical music programs from
the Canadian Broadcorping Castration.

"Any American who is prepared to run for President
should automatically, by definition, be disqualified
from every doing so." 

Gore Vidal.

"But don't mind us over here in alt.religion.emacs. We're fanatics, so you
 can't take our word on anything."
"We are most certainly _not_ fanatics.  We merely realize that the entire
 Purpose of Human Evolution is that we one day will create computers
 _powerful enough_ to run Emacs... (etc)"
                        -- Brian Raiter, Per Abrahamsen

"All music if folk music. I ain't never heard no horse sing a song." 

Louis Armstrong.

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