Today's quotes [9.17.09]
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The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery
"The tragedy of life is what dies inside a man while he lives."
- Albert Einstein
"Whenever I read "Time" or "Newsweek" or such magazines,
I wash my hands afterward. But how to wash off the small
but odious stain such reading leaves on the mind?"
G: "If we do happen to step on a mine, Sir, what do we do?" EB:
"Normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet in the air and
scatter oneself over a wide area."
-- Somewhere in No Man's Land, BA4
"While I was doing this, a neighbor walked up, and I just want to say that if
you think it's easy to explain why you're squatting in your driveway, in
front of a set of burning underwear, surrounded by hair spray bottles,
holding a Barbie doll in your hand, then you are mistaken."
-- Dave Barry
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