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"When will my raise be effective?"
"The same time you are."
                        -- Wally, Catbert (from Dilbert)


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And it was a very good book of Rasputin's involvement in that,
which shows how people that are really very weird can get into
sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history. 

    - Dan Quayle on Nicholas, and Alexandra 

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After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse.

W.C. Fields

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DENTURES -- Two rows of artificial ivories that may be removed
periodically to frighten one's grandchildren or provide
accompaniment to Spanish music.

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* Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.


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