Today's quotes [9.15.09]

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"I remember the last thing my grandfather said to me... in fact the last
 thing he ever said... he said 'Paul, give me back my pills'..."
                        -- Paul McDermott, DAAS "Dead and Alive"

"I would never do crack... I would never do a drug
named after a part of my own ass, okay?" 

Denis Leary.

"Well, I made up for it big time the next night at another concert. Jill
 Sobule (of "I Kissed a Girl" fame) actually thanked me for being the maniac
 I am, people continue to be frightened of me, and I also triggered a "why-
 can't-you-be-in-shape-like-him" from a woman to her boyfriend. I may not
 have made a spectacle of myself at the Swans concert, but at least I
 destroyed a relationship.:-) ...  Wait a minute. That's not funny. I'm
 evil. *sob*"
                        -- Lt. Wilkes, discussing his form of "dancing"

"My favorite conspiracy theory I saw in a cartoon the other day ...
it was called 'Oliver Stone's Titanic' and it showed a second iceberg." 

    - James Cameron, director of Titanic: interview conducted by Online Tonight,
    1/21/98 

"NOTE TO SELF:  When CGI women start turning you on, it's time to leave
 the house."

-- Jaffo

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