Today's quotes [9.14.09]
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Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. -- Oscar
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death
"Look, buddy: Windows 3.1 IS A General Protection Fault."
-- The BOFH excuse server
Simplicity is always a virtue.
- Edward Abbey
"To what do you attribute your old age?"
"The fact that I was born a long time ago."
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