Today's quotes [9.13.09]

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There is nothing so irritating as somebody with less
intelligence and more sense than we have.

        --Don Herold

"There are no depths to which I will not sink."
                        -- Lynn Howard

There is only one thing a philosopher can be relied on to do,
and that is to contradict other philosophers.

        --William James

"... they're the words you would think I would say if there was a me for
 you..."
                        -- They Might Be Giants, "Ana Ng"

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