Today's quotes [9.12.09]

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The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the
   second day you're off it.
         Jackie Gleason

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage.
   They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
         Rita Rudner

"The right to be heard does not automatically
include the right to be taken seriously." 

    - Hubert Humphrey 

A woman's charm is her strength,
A man's strength is his charm.

                     -- Anon -- 

"Oh yeah? My ENTIRE FAMILY was killed by gangsters... or maybe they moved
 to Tucson... and now I crave VENGEANCE."
"HA! My entire family AND MY DOG were crushed during a civil war re-
 enactment... and now I'm ITCHING to dispense justice indiscriminately!!"
"I just like to KILL people."
                        -- Various generic vigilante superheroes, "The Tick"

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