Today's quotes [9.11.09]

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"A billion years ago, human life 
appearred on earth. A billion minutes 
ago Christianity emerged.  A billion 
Coca-Colas ago was yesterday morning." 

1996 Coca-Cola annual report

Don't Blame Me - I voted for Gore... I Think

Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a
   bank robbery has just taken place.
         Johnny Carson

If there's one thing I hate, it's a proctologist with poor depth perception.

"Can I LART an aol'r for attempting to subscribe to a majordomo list with
 their street address, or should I wait for a second offence?"
                        -- Allan Stojanovic, in alt.sysadmin.recovery

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