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                    There once was a lass from Seattle
                    Who had a habit of sucking off cattle,
                            'Till a bull from the south
                            Shot a load in her mouth
                    And made her ovaries rattle!


Tombstone Epitaph

More fun with names with Owen Moore in Battersea, London, England:
Gone away
Owin' more
Than he could pay.


                    "My body, by my own admission,"
                    I told him, "is in top condition."
                            I said with a snigger,
                            "I worship my figure."
                    Then he tried to embrace my religion.


There was a young lady named Knox
Who kept a pet snake in her box.
It was trained not to hiss
When she sat down to piss,
But would nibble the noggins off cocks. 


There once was a woman from Niczes
Whose breasts were two different sizes
One it was small
It was nothing at all
The other was large and won prizes

Sent by karen


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