Today's jokes [9.4.09]

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What's the Arkansas state motto?

If you can't keep it in your pants keep it in the family.


Sent by Mike

What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?

A backdoor pedofile!

What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?

Flatman and Ribbon.


Sent by Matias

Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in bed
beside her.
She said "I must have been tight last night"
The Elephant said "You were the first time but second time was'nt so bad"

Sent by lcg

What do you call rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hare line.........

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