Today's jokes [9.3.09]

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They now have an Italian airline that flies out of Genoa.

It's called Genitalia.


Sent by maria

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a
year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

The letter "E"


Sent by T. JONES

A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because 
he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest 
and asks for his opinion on this question. After consulting the 
Bible, the priest says, "My son, after an exhaustive search, I 
am positive that sex is work and is therefore not permitted 
on Sundays." The man thinks: "What does a priest know 
about sex?" So he goes to a minister who, after all, is a 
married man and experienced in this matter. He queries the 
minister and receives the same reply. Sex is work and 
therefore not for the Sabbath! Not pleased with the reply, he 
seeks out a Rabbi, a man of thousands of years tradition 
and knowledge. The Rabbi ponders the question, then 
states, "My son, sex is definitely play." The man 
replies, "Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others 
tell me sex is work?" The Rabbi softly speaks, "My son, if sex 
were work, my wife would have the maid do it." 


Sent by Jesse

Why did the grape cross the road?

To get away from the grapefruit.

Once a couple were on vacation. The husband was lying on 
the beach facing downwards on his stomach & the wife was 
patting him on his butt. He happened to ask her what she 
was doing, she said "I`m playing the Tabla" He turned around 
& told her "Alright now you can start playing the flute".


Sent by Sowmya

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