Today's jokes [9.24.09]
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John and Mary visit their pastor for marriage counseling. The pastor gets
up and hugs Mary, and sits down. He gets up and hugs Mary a second, and
third time, and then turns to John and says, "See that, John. Mary needs
that EVERY DAY!"
John replies, "Well, that's fine, Pastor. But I can't bring her over here
except on Tuesdays and Thursdays."
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
Do you know why there aren't any ice cubes in Poland?
The inventor died and took the recipe with him.
Only in America... do we use the word 'politics' to describe
the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and
'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
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