Today's jokes [9.2.09]
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Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?
NUN in the morning, NUN in the afternoon, NUN in the
evening, NUN what so ever!
Sent by Tiffany
Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,
how do you get out?
Sent by Cally
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
Sent by Shawn
What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a
A door to door salesman!
Sent by Jorge
How do you know if a lesbian is butch?
She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
Sent by Chris
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