Today's jokes [9.2.09]

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Why do you live like a NUN after you get married?

NUN in the morning, NUN in the afternoon, NUN in the 
      evening, NUN what so ever!


Sent by Tiffany

Imagine you`re in a room with no windows and no doors,
how do you get out?

Stop imagining!


Sent by Cally

What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

Sent by Shawn

What do you get when you cross a Jehova's witness with a 
business man?

A door to door salesman!


Sent by Jorge

How do you know if a lesbian is butch?

She kick-starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.


Sent by Chris

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