Today's jokes [9.14.09]
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How do men exercise at the beach?
By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president
had finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the back of
his leather couch and allow him to have sex with her that way.
"And just where have you been until this hour?" demanded his
wife, when the wayward husband finally arrived home.
"Down at the office," he replied, "working like a dog."
A beautiful young girl is about to undergo a minor
operation. She's laid on a trolley bed by a lady in
a white dress and brought to the corridor. Before
they enter the room she leaves her behind the theatre
door to go in and check whether everything is ready.
A young man wearing a white coat approaches, takes the
sheet away and starts examining her naked body. He walks
away and talks to another man in a white coat. The second
man comes over and does the same examinations.
When the third man starts examining her body so closely,
she grows impatient and says: "All these examinations are
fine and appreciated, but when are you going to start th
The man in the white coat shrugged his shoulders: "I have
no idea. We're just painting the corridor."
One neighbor says to the other, "Hey Joe, you have to stop leaving the
blinds on your bedroom open, I saw you fucking your wife." Joe responds
"The jokes on you, Stan, I was away on a business trip yesterday."
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....
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