Today's stories [8.30.09]
Vote for the story that you really like by checking a box next to it. Then press the VOTE button to submit your votes.
Also, links to story categories and "Send to Friend" will open in a new window, so as not to interrupt your story reading.
HOW CAN YOU TELL IF TWO ADULTS EATING DINNER AT A RESTAURANT ARE
"Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell
if he's in love." (John, 9)
"Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will
get cold. Other people care more about the food." (Brad, 8)
"It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire.
They like to order those because it's just like how their hearts
are... on fire." (Christine, 9)
IDIOTS AT THE AIRPORT
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when
the airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your
baggage without your knowledge?" I said, "If it was without my
knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled and nodded knowingly,
"That's why we ask."
One of our Favorite Headlines
"Prostitutes Appeal to Pope"
By voting you are helping select today's best story. This helps us provide you with better quality humor in the future, as well as to select the best stories to send in our daily best humor mailing.
Today's JokesToday's PoemsToday's QuotesToday's Funny Pic
S M T W Th F St
2 3 4 5 6 7 8
9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22
23 24 25 26 27 28 29