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Tech Support:    "All double-click
on the File Manager icon."
Customer: "That's why I hate this Windows-because
of the icons.-I'm a Protestant, and I don't believe
in icons."
Tech Support: "Well, that's just an industry term sir.
I don't believe it was meant to-"
Customer: "I don't care about any 'Industry Terms'.
I don't believe in icons."
Tech Support: "Well...why don't you click on the 'little
picture' of a file 'little picture' OK?"
Customer: [click]


It seems my Mother heard about the Virus that was going
around the E-mail.  She knew I recently purchased the
Web TV, so she called me on the phone very concerned.
Honey, I just heard that there is a virus going around 
with the people who write E-mails, you'd better not use
it for awhile.  I don't want you to get sick. (my Mother
is 87 years old, and hasn't been able to catch up with
all this new technology.)

Sent by Marjorie


My dad lives in the tri-county are of Ingham, Clinton, and Eaton counties.
There they are voting on a name change for Ingham. They want to name it Monica
County. If the men get there vote it will be the region known as Monica, Eaton,
Clinton. But those woman wanna see Clinton, Eaton, Monica.


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