Today's quotes [8.9.09]
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Intellectuals are people who believe that ideas are of more
importance than values. That is to say, their own ideas and other
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
"If you knew Suzie like I knew Suzie... you'd have scabies!"
-- Paul McDermott, DAAS Live at the National Theatre
"He that lives in hope danceth without music."
-- George Herbert
Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.
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