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Intellectuals are people who believe that ideas are of more
importance than values. That is to say, their own ideas and other
people's values.

        --Gerald Brenan


I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.


"If you knew Suzie like I knew Suzie... you'd have scabies!"
                        -- Paul McDermott, DAAS Live at the National Theatre


"He that lives in hope danceth without music." 
                                       -- George Herbert


Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better lawyer.


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