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I was a less than serious student in college. If I had it to do over again, 
I would be far more serious. I did play a lot of golf. But I don't think that's
any reflection on my ability to lead this nation. 
    -- Vice President Dan Quayle 

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"Hey, I bought a cool 3D Pinball game and got an operating system with it!"
                        -- Simon Hackett, referring to Win95


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Charles Schultz: 
     "Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already
tomorrow in Australia."

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"Well I been called LUCIFER...
 And I been called SATAN...
 But my name's RICHARD...
 And YOU can call me DICK..."
                        -- Killdozer, "Richard"


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"Men never do evil so cheerfully and so completely as
when they do so from religious conviction." 

-- Blaise Pascal 

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