Today's quotes [8.6.09]

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"A study in the Washington Post says that women have better
verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of
that study: Duh."

                                     - Conan O'Brien

"Disappointment doesn't kill."
"Yeah, rejection kills. Disappointment only maims."
                        -- Noelle, Abby, "The Truth about Cats and Dogs"

"I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in
       it." -- Ashleigh Brilliant

"Thanks For Using My Yahoo!"
                        -- Ashvin Patel, employee of Yahoo!

"The artists formerly known as Itch-e & Scratch-e now wish to be known as
 Boo Boo & Mace. And Johnny Rotten is John Lydon, Ziggy Stardust is David
 Bowie these days, Adam Ant is no-one in particular and Gary Glitter is of
 no further importance. Life goes on."
                        -- dB magazine

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