Today's quotes [8.5.09]
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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Carl Zwanzig - "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light
side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...."
"I was _everyone's_ drinking partner."
The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the
people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia
Be moderate where pleasure is concerned, avoid fatigue.
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