Today's quotes [8.5.09]

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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.

Carl Zwanzig - "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light
           side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...."

"I was _everyone's_ drinking partner."
                        -- Karen

The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the
people who make them unsafe.

-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia

Be moderate where pleasure is concerned, avoid fatigue.

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