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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.


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Carl Zwanzig - "Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light
           side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...."


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"I was _everyone's_ drinking partner."
                        -- Karen


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The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the
people who make them unsafe.

-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia

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Be moderate where pleasure is concerned, avoid fatigue.


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