Today's quotes [8.4.09]
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Never give up. And never, under any circumstances, face the facts.
- Ruth Gordon
"Think Globally. Act Locally. Support your Local Politician. With a Rope."
"American Beer is a lot like making love in a row boat --
It's F**king close to water!"
-Monty Python's Eric Idle
"Snakes have no arms. That's why they don't wear vests."
-- Steven Wright
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.
- Samuel Goldwyn
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