Today's quotes [8.31.09]

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"... powerful like a gorilla, yet soft and yielding like a nerf ball..."
                        -- Homer Simpson

When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one
special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

        You want to hear God laugh?  Tell him your plans.
        
                                                   --Yiddish proverb

On one occasion a student burst into his office. "Professor Stigler, I
   don't believe I deserve this F you've given me." To which Stigler
   replied, "I agree, but unfortunately it is the lowest grade the
   University will allow me to award."

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