Today's quotes [8.30.09]
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So, you don't like jail?
Naw, they got the wrong kind of bars in there.
- Charles Bukowski
And so we plough along, the fly said to the ox.
"'Son I am able' she said 'though you scare me', 'Watch' said I, 'Beloved' I
said 'Watch me scare you', 'Though' said she 'able am I son'..."
-- They Might Be Giants, "I Palindrome I"
I was a pilot flying an airplane and it just so happened that where I was flying made what I was
-- Francis Gary Power, U-2 reconnaissance pilot held by the Soviets for spying, in an
interview after he was returned to the US
"...This newest vitamin is made from chicken soup. It makes men cocky and
women lay better..."
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