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A man who is not a Liberal at sixteen has no heart; a man who
is not a Conservative at sixty has no head.
        
                                                        --Disraeli

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"Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant"

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"An author once told me I must find my muse before I could write.  When I
 finally found her, she was wearing a rubber helmet, a latex catsuit, a very
 tight corset, an armbinder, and ballet-toe boots with seven inch heels.  I
 suspect I am not meant to be a writer."
                        -- Unknown


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When I die, I hope to go to Heaven, whatever the Hell
that is.

Ayn Rand

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Writing about music is like dancing about architecture.


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