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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep!


I've always thought that underpopulated countries in
Africa are vastly under polluted.

-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, 
       explaining why  we should export toxic wastes to
       Third World countries


There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back you
can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.


"My computer screen says 'Press any key to continue'. Can I borrow your keys?
 Mine are locked in my Yugo..."
                        -- Some Guy (from Dilbert)


Love thy neighbor. But don't get caught.


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