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Last time I went to the movies I was thrown out for bringing my own food.  My
argument was that the concession stand prices are outrageous.  Besides, I
haven't had a Bar-B-Que in a long time.


"If all it takes is an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters, how come
 AOL haven't written any Shakespeare yet?"
                        -- from the sig of Andy Dingley, alt.hackers


What is a highbrow?  He is a man who has found something more
interesting than women.
        --attrib. Edgar Wallace and others


We all know what a Birdie (1 under) and a Bogey (one over) are.
Now there's a Lewinsky.  Its when the shot lands three feet from the


Please don't throw cirarettes in the toilet.
It makes them sticky, wet and hard to light.

- Urinal at Mike Quinn's Surplus Electronics.


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