Today's quotes [8.26.09]
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G. C. Lichtenberg:
"The worst thing you can possibly do is worrying and thinking
about what you could have done."
I like to skate on the other side of the ice.
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bullshit before.
"One word sums up probably the responsibility
of any vice president, and that one word is 'to
- J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President, December 6, 1989
"Computers let you make more mistakes faster
than anything except handguns and tequila..."
- Mitch Ratcliffe
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