Today's quotes [8.25.09]
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"f u cn rd ths, u cn gt a gd jb n cmptr prgrmmng."
As falls Wichita, so falls Wichita Falls.
If anything can go wrong, it will.
"I'd love to go out with you, but I want to spend more time with my blender."
VENI, VEDI, VISA: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
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