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Main cause of death for hummingbirds:  Crashing ass-first into trees.

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I can't hear you.  I have a banana in my ear. -
   Te audire non possum.  Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
                        -- Jason B. Standing, Esq.


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"From what we get, we can make a living; what we give, however,
       makes a life." -- Arthur Ashe


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"*slap*"
"When she does that you're meant to say 'harder'..."
"Harder... but only if she ties me up..."
                        -- Debra Langeluddecke, me, Richard White


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"I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York 
said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't
cold enough. Let's go west.'"

                                            - Richard Jeni

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