Today's quotes [8.23.09]
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"Fuck 'em if they can't take a compliment."
"If you're going to be quoting Lao Tzu, then please at least give the guy
-- Detective Sanchez, Lt. Wilkes
If a great deal of time has been expended seeking the answer to a problem
with the only result being failure, the answer will be immediately
obvious to the first unqualified person.
History does not repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other.
A billion here, a billion there, sooner or later it adds up to real money.
- Everett Dirksen
Climbing K2 or floating the Grand Canyon in an inner tube
There are some things one would rather have done than do.
- Edward Abbey
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