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Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline,
the first often tasting like the second. 

     - Edward Abbey 


Lead us not into temptation.
Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.

     - Sam Levenson 


"The feminist notion that the whole of human history has been nothing but a
vast intricate conspiracy by men to enslave their wives, mothers, daughters,
and sisters presents us with an intellectual neurosis for which we do not yet
have a name."

                                    --Edward Abbey


Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and
oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital
ingredient in beer. 

     - Dave Barry


"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours!


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