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"Jesus sucks knowledge of "bad stuff" out of your mind. Interesting, I'll
 have to remember that.:-)"
"Jesus is the Liposuction of the Soul.  He died to take away man's cellulite."
                        -- Lt. Wilkes, Tzimon Yliaster


"Sorry about that Chief." 

     - Maxwell Smart 


"Descended from the apes?
Let us hope that it is not true.
But if it is, let us pray that it may not become generally known." 

FA Montagu.


Women are like fine wine. They all start
out fresh, fruity and intoxicating to the mind and then turn full-bodied with
age until they go all sour and vinegary and give you a headache.


"I don't care where you take me, just take me..."
                        -- Angela (yet again)


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