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Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.

    -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal
    anti-smoking campaign

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"Programming is like sex: One mistake and you support it a lifetime."
                        -- Paul S. Sears


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It's not that I'm afraid to die, I just don't
want to be there when it happens.

                     -- Woody Allen -- 

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"... the movie looks it was filmed by a rhesus monkey with a video camera. The
 editing looks like it was performed by a rhesus monkey with a Cuisinart.
 Apparently, if you're a rhesus monkey, you can really go places in Hollywood."
                        -- Mr. Cranky


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"P.S.  There is no big whirring movie camera hidden behind the big black
 rectangular hole in the middle of the Encyclopedia Britannica sitting on
 the shelf across from you in the cafeteria."
                        -- James "Kibo" Parry


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