Today's quotes [8.2.09]

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"Work like you don't need money,
Love like you've never been hurt,
and Dance like no one's watching"

"... our elderly citizens walk down the darkest of alleyways!... and the weak
 and nerdy are admired for their computer programming abilities!..."
                        -- Homer Simpson

Work fascinates me I can look at it for hours !

"Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes, is the answer."

I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings... Boy With
Pail...  Kitten On Fire.

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