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"Start every day off with a smile and get it over with." -- W. C.
       Fields (1880-1946)


No good deed goes unpunished.
                        --Billy Wilder


        Vows begin when hope dies.
                           --Leonardo da Vinci


I wish to you your life to be like toilet paper.
Long and useful.


Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.


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