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"Does anyone want to keep the rubber maid...?"
                        -- Cathy Jenkins


For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green cheese.
Then the stronauts found that the moon is really a big hard rock. That's
what happens to cheese when you leave it out.


I place economy among the first and most important virtues,
and public debt as the greatest of dangers. To preserve our
independence, we must not let our rulers load us with perpetual debt. 

     - Thomas Jefferson 


If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had
gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog
stands on the moon. 


"I like the bestiality..."
                        -- Karen Peisley


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