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"We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward." 

    - J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President 

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The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on; it is
never of any use to oneself.
        --Oscar Wilde

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"You'd better talk to Adrian, he's better at testicle support..."
                        -- Lynn Howard (oops)


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"I really, really hate people."
"Me too. That's why I work tech support."
                        -- unknown


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If at first you don't succeed...skydiving isn't for you.

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