Today's quotes [8.16.09]
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"We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward."
- J. Danforth Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President
The only thing to do with good advice is to pass it on; it is
never of any use to oneself.
"You'd better talk to Adrian, he's better at testicle support..."
-- Lynn Howard (oops)
"I really, really hate people."
"Me too. That's why I work tech support."
If at first you don't succeed...skydiving isn't for you.
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