Today's quotes [8.14.09]
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* Marriage life is full of excitement and frustration:
-in the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman
-in the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
-in the third year, they BOTH speak and the NEIGHBORS listen.
We should take care not to make the intellect our god;
it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality.
- Albert Einstein
"... Antichrist Superstar is an unexpectedly cohesive album from a silly
shock-metal band and will stand as Marilyn Manson's definitive statement."
-- Stephen Thomas Erlewine, All-Music Guide
"Next to is good. Near is good. Just not _on_... _don't_ generalise that
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory
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