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* Marriage life is full of excitement and frustration:
           -in the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman
          -in the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
          -in the third year, they BOTH speak and the NEIGHBORS listen.


We should take care not to make the intellect our god;
it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality. 

- Albert Einstein 


"... Antichrist Superstar is an unexpectedly cohesive album from a silly
 shock-metal band and will stand as Marilyn Manson's definitive statement."
                        -- Stephen Thomas Erlewine, All-Music Guide


"Next to is good. Near is good. Just not _on_... _don't_ generalise that
                        -- Alasdair


A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory


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