Today's quotes [8.13.09]
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"As you requested, here is a schedule of all future unplanned network outages.
I took the initiative to include a schedule of all future sick days, volcanic
eruptions, earthquakes and hurricanes."
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. --
Country Music Song Titles
You're The Reason Why Our Kids Are Ugly.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning
"Jason's over in his tent, go and bugger him..."
-- Angela (again)
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