Today's quotes [8.12.09]

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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind
is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention,
but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. 

     - Dave Barry's Bad Habits, Dave Barry 

"hey can we kiss and make up with out sodomy being involved?"
                        -- christina on #heathers

One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must regularly
stop what we are doing and devote our attention to eating.

                                                    -- Samuel Johnson

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every
   word you say, talk in your sleep.

What's another word for Thesaurus? 

     - Steve Wright 

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