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"As God once said, and I think rightly..." 

Margaret Thatcher.

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* There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.


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Jesus is coming. Look busy! 

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I haven't a particle of confdence in a man who has no redeeming petty 
vices.

                                                --Mark Twain


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"Happy is the one who eats not the yellow snow."

                          on a Bazuka Bubble Gum Wrapper


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