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"So that's 2 T-1s and a newsfeed....would you like clues with that?"
                        -- Hillary Gorman,


"There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution
wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid." 

Denis Leary.


* Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had
       years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet,
       make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.
       -- Dave Barry


One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to
       take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an
       old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said, "Disneyland burned
       down." He cried and cried, but I think deep down he thought it was
       a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real
       Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late.


Always try to do things in chronological order; it's less confusing
   that way.


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