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Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband
forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't
admit he'd forgotten the code.....he turned himself in.

                 -Rita Rudner


"Choose sysadmin-ing. Choose no life. Choose no career. Choose no family.
 Choose a fucking big computer, choose disk arrays the size of washing
 machines, modem racks, CD-ROM writers, and electrical coffee makers. Choose
 no sleep, high caffeine and mental insurance. Choose no friends. Choose black
 jeans and matching combat boots. Choose chairs for your office in a range of
 fucking fabrics. Choose SMTP and wondering why the fuck you are logged on
 on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting in that swivel chair looking at
 mind-numbing, spirit-crushing web sites, stuffing fucking junk food into your
 mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in some
 miserable newsgroup, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish,
 fucked up lusers Gates spawned to replace the computer-literate.
 Choose your future.
 Choose sysadmin-ing."
                        -- "Adminspotting", Gary "Wolf" Barnes


The Holocaust was an obscene period in our
nation's history...this century's history...
We all lived in this century. I didn't
live in this century.

-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republican
               vice-presidential candidate during a news
               conference in which he  was asked his
               opinion of the Holocaust


About a third of my cases are suffering from no clinically  
defineable neurosis, but from the senselessness and         
emptiness of their lives. This can be described as the      
general neurosis of our time.                               

                                                Carl G. Jung
                              Modern Man in Search of a Soul


It is a privilege to present to you now the distinguished
virgin of Governor's Island...


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