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Why don't you ever see lawyers at the beach?

The cats keep covering them up with sand!

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What is hard and hairy on the outside, soft and wet on the inside, begins 
with the letter 'c' ends with the letter 't' and has the letters 'u' & 'n' in 
the middle?

A coconut. 

2. 




Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?

She missed.

3. 




What do Germans use for birth control?

Their personalities!

4. 




This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,
four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven and twelve has come in
sideways.

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