Today's jokes [8.4.09]

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What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?

They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!

What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?

The Elephants foreskin.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.

This male prostitute contracted leprosy.
He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off.

Why did the punk cross the road?

Because he was stapled to the chickens back.

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