Today's jokes [8.4.09]
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What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
They both cause you to stand around for an hour waiting for a two minute ride!
What's the biggest drawback in the jungle?
The Elephants foreskin.
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to change it, and another one to change it back again.
This male prostitute contracted leprosy.
He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off.
Why did the punk cross the road?
Because he was stapled to the chickens back.
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