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A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A 
neighbor suggested that she cut the tail of one horse and that worked 
great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush. It tore just 
right and looked exactly like the other horse's tail and our friend was 
stuck again. 

The neighbor suggested she notch the ear off one horse. That worked fine 
until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence. Once again 
our friend couldn't tell them apart. The neighbor suggested she measure 
the horses for height. When she did, she was very pleased to find that 
the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black.


The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like 
Chinese food so much. The study revealed that this is due to the fact 
that WonTon spelled backwards is Not Now.


A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new
son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the
family," said the man.  "To show you how much we care for you,
I'm making you a 50-50 partner in my business.  All you have to
do is go to the factory every day and learn the operations."

The son-in-law interrupted, "I hate factories. I can't stand the

"I see," replied the father-in-law. "Well then you'll work in the
office and take charge of some of the operations."

"I hate office work," said the son-on-law. "I can't stand being
stuck behind a desk all day."

"Wait a minute," said the father-in-law. "I just made you a
half-owner of a profitable corporation, but you don't like
factories and won't work in a office.  What am I going to do with

"Easy," said the young man. "Buy me out!!!"


One of the life's mysteries is how a two-pound
box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.


What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most 

He was allergic to carrots.


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